Bonus Post: Free Advice on Protecting your Hardwood Floors
I think that sometimes God lets us make mistakes simply so we can help others avoid the same ones. In that spirit — and really, just because it was pretty funny — I offer you the following advice:
If you have a son.
And you decide to let him wear an older sibling’s T-shirt to bed.
And this T-shirt is long enough to cover his chunky little heiney.
And you put it on before you diaper said heiney.
Don’t forget that his hidden heiney is, in fact, still bare, and that your floor has zero protection from his, ahem, emissions.
Remember to revisit the situation BEFORE he has a sippy cup of milk.
If you DON’T heed my superply sage advice, keep the paper towels on hand. Approximately half a roll, in case you were wondering. It was a big sippy cup.
You can thank me later.
